Alas, poor Salem

By Stalked - 15/11/2011 00:46 - United States

Today, a policeman and I confronted my psychotic neighbor, who stole my cat because she thinks flea bites cause cancer. She refused to tell us what she'd done with the cat. I just spent $100 last month in vet bills, and my kids are crying for their pet. He's probably in pieces in her freezer. FML
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FYLDeep 25

Well I hope that bitch is locked up in a jail-cell now.

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deviable 9

Tell her human bites cause cancer. Then bite her.

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duckdragon31 0

Cut the bitch up and put her in the freezer!

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hoonyer 17

Hope you manage to find the family pet safe and sound :)

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spollywollyolly 3

go to her house barge straight in and if she doesnt tell you smack her over

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jnnroland 1

Get a big dog and she will stay away from you and your kids

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paradox2647 3

what a hairy situation

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Joshawott 21

Wait, you listed the $100 in vet bills BEFORE the fact that your kids are crying for their pet?

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vanderleibry 3

..."policeman and I", not "policeman and me"...

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lionlvr 9

Crazy phsyco bi*** if you ask me. Poor cat.

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KnucklesDeep 5

File a complaint and, if that fails, wait for the neighbour to be somewhere alone and out of sight and hit them over the head with a brick.

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