Alas, poor Salem

By Stalked - 15/11/2011 00:46 - United States

Today, a policeman and I confronted my psychotic neighbor, who stole my cat because she thinks flea bites cause cancer. She refused to tell us what she'd done with the cat. I just spent $100 last month in vet bills, and my kids are crying for their pet. He's probably in pieces in her freezer. FML
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FYLDeep 25

Well I hope that bitch is locked up in a jail-cell now.

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deviable 9

Tell her human bites cause cancer. Then bite her.

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angrynegro7 16

Time to go black ops on that ****'s ass...

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EmeraldEyedGirl 7

Oh my, this is so sad :'( I genuinely feel sorry for you :'( I also have a cat, and she's like a family member, I would be absolutely devastated if anything happened to her, she's like a family member.

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Poetaster 10

Is she like a family member?

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jaredofmo 22

As a cat owner myself, I really hope she didn't kill it.

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Poetaster 10

The CSI manual says to look for a breathing tube sticking out of the ground somewhere in the woods surrounding her property.

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shrdlu 28

Poor kitty. A friend of mine once had her cat stolen by a neighbor, who brought it to a shelter and after the usual wait was euthanized. I REALLY REALLY hope this isn't what's happened to you, or if so it isn't too late.

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monster_tamer 11

Why? WHY was the cat stolen by a neighbor and taken to a shelter? I don't get it. What part of "it's not your goddamned cat, keep your hands off" do some people not get? I can't believe this. That's like taking someone's child and dropping them off at an orphanage.

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Sparkiee93 3

I know that feel. When I was little kid, like 8, we had three cats, and there was some kind of issue between my neighbors and my parents regarding the cats walking on their rocks, then, one by one, they started to disappear, my parents asked them about it and they said they had no idea, then finally after the last cat disappeared they ring our doorbell and use exactly these words (I remember so clearly because I don't remember my parents ever being angrier about anything) "We are good Christians and we cannot tell lies. We did take your cats." But they refused to tell us what they did with them. Then like two years ago I got myself a kitten, I figured its been long enough (like 10 years) and she was an indoor cat and stuff... but she got out ONCE and I never saw her again :( Psycho neighbors suck.

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enopola 5

I have your cat. Deliver 74 dollars in coins to the old bridge before the half crescent moon, or else.

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monster_tamer 11

"We're good christians"... Who steal other peoples' pets because admitting to the crime somehow absolved you of guilt, responsibility, and just the plain ******-up assholery that went along with what they did? If that was my cat they took, I would smack them up, I kid you not. Or I'd threaten to go to their church and tell everyone there what those two "good christians" did, if I thought that would do any good.

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