Alexa, play "Touched by the Hand of God" by New Order

By lils - 05/08/2012 17:45 - United States

Spicy
Today, while I was getting intimate with my husband, he moaned someone else's name. He actually tried to explain himself by saying that he'd had a "divine encounter," and while "possessed by the Lord," he'd been told the name of our future daughter. FML
I agree, your life sucks 42 142
You deserved it 3 099
Thanksgiving: Turkeys and Skids
Family meals that turn absurd, because Thanksgiving is also about laughing at little disasters. More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

StripedSwtor 7

he's screwed if you guys have a son

293 4
oicu812xD 16

You'll feel real stupid when your future daughter has that name: P haha but seriously you have to give him credit for trying

260 23

Comments

AznSamoan52 10

Either he's really good at thinking on the spot or he really did have a vision from the Lord. Either way that's some really deep stuff.

1 0
Warden1986 16

That's when you say, " yea and I'm the virgin Mary".

3 0
Elkrider 13

As excuses go, it's at least a creative one. Doesn't save it from being lame, though.

0 0
Fmlsea 28

wow there's a new breed of asshole , you married a creative one there i wonder how much creative he thought of for his vows .Since he has been "possessed by the lord " maybe he should be "possessed by blue balls".

0 0
bulbul116_fml 4

dont believe him..he is certainly cheating on u..!

0 0
lady1992 5

Your husband is an idiot.! -_- if i were u i would of been divorced.!

0 2
kristat 14

"oh god god oh god oh god"=divine encounter.

0 0
The_F3rris 11

I just love religious hacks, don't you? Bring your god into your adultery, scum bag.

0 1