Are you OK?

By unicorn - 12/06/2009 16:49 - United States

Today, I went on a date with my boyfriend. Suddenly he starts speaking gibberish. I ask what's wrong? He says, "I was just talking to my unicorn. He says you're pretty," and winks at me. What have we learned today? The person I like is a freak, and apparently unicorns are real. FML
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jorvid 0

First of all unicorns is real, and you should be grateful that the unicorn even thought you were worthy of a compliment, you ****!

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24788 6

What's wrong with having imaginary friends that you talk to?

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TheDarkoprince 0

Whoa, whoa, whoa hold the phone #229! Santa isn't real?! God! I think I need to write an FML about this. lol

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Shshshar_ssscene 0

LOL i agree with #5

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Olthwaite 0

I like your boyfriend already! LONG LIVE THE UNICORNS!

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meadowlark 0

My unicorn says that you're lucky to have a man with a sense of humour x

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8trickster8 0

Maybe it's all part of some giant elaborate joke.

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stringoffail 0

I call shenanigans. This can't be real for two reasons: A) He was just trying to be cute, and if you don't understand his sense of humor by the time he's achieved boyfriend status, there's a problem. B) He's a bleeping loon, and if you didn't realize that by the time he's achieved boyfriend status, there's a problem. (Okay, maybe there's a third option. C) If more than half of Americans believe in Angels, 85% believe in a magical sky man and less than half believe in cavemen, is an invisible pink unicorn really so hard to swallow?) :D

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MoonTiger 4

What? Don't tell me you don't see them, they're right behind you

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Asdas_fml 0

You know, believing in unicorns is pretty much the same as believing in God. Both are imaginary. So why not pick the cooler one, unicorns? Unicorns > God, any day.

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AntiChrist7 0

or he was joking and you didn't get it, which means you are stupid. or he is a wacko, which means you date a loonatic, which means you are stupid either way you are stupid. YDI

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