Are you OK?

By unicorn - 12/06/2009 16:49 - United States

Today, I went on a date with my boyfriend. Suddenly he starts speaking gibberish. I ask what's wrong? He says, "I was just talking to my unicorn. He says you're pretty," and winks at me. What have we learned today? The person I like is a freak, and apparently unicorns are real. FML
I agree, your life sucks 67 752
You deserved it 13 280

Same thing different taste

Top comments

jorvid 0

First of all unicorns is real, and you should be grateful that the unicorn even thought you were worthy of a compliment, you ****!

What's wrong with having imaginary friends that you talk to?

Comments

Why the **** are you bitching? Unicorns are ******' awesome.

Jennydew 0

Creepy! Did you ask him if he had taken his medication that day?

kendalle_fml 0

LEast he didn't say oh i was talking to my unicorn and it says to dump your ugly ass

You can take his unicorn and drink the silver blood! It makes you stronger! Like VOLDY!!!!

harlehatschi 0

if unicorns were real your boyfriend wouldn't be a freak. i clicked YDI just because people piss me off when they try to be smartasses and don't have the mental competence to back it up

emyle11 0

HAHAHA @ #224. that was funny. and how is this an FML? i would laugh my ass off if my boyfriend said this to me. unless he was dead serious, of course. then i'd have to call a doctor.

Edenbeam 19

Unicorns /are/ real. Didn't you know that? =O Everyone I know knows that.

thisiscrazy26 0

what?? unicorns AREN'T real?? whaddaeff? this is making me feel like when i was in 3rd grade and i found out santa wasn't real. wow:(

What the heck? How is that an FML? Your boyfriend is awesome! I really don't even consider boys that don't believe in unicorns. First thing I look for in a guy most definately.