Are you OK?

By unicorn - 12/06/2009 16:49 - United States

Today, I went on a date with my boyfriend. Suddenly he starts speaking gibberish. I ask what's wrong? He says, "I was just talking to my unicorn. He says you're pretty," and winks at me. What have we learned today? The person I like is a freak, and apparently unicorns are real. FML
I agree, your life sucks 67 752
You deserved it 13 280

Same thing different taste

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jorvid 0

First of all unicorns is real, and you should be grateful that the unicorn even thought you were worthy of a compliment, you ****!

What's wrong with having imaginary friends that you talk to?

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So? It was an attempt to be cute- he was trying to tell you that HE thinks you are pretty. By the way, if you call him your boyfriend...shouldn't you know him better?

haha! that's pretty hot, a boyfriend who sees unicorn.

I thought the same thing as 247. Probubly has schizo. Maybe he is making a joke. I mean, he did wink. Or maybe he is high.

I'm confused. You knew it was important to indicated that he winked at you. But somehow you don't know that winking implies joking. Why did you put the comment about him winking in there if you didn't know why it was relevant?

Unicorns ARE real!!! Shun the non-believer. SHUNNNNNN

ITS OBVIOUS THAT HE IS TRIPPIN ON ACID

i think that's actually kind of cute ^_^ but that might just be childish me... XD

Ever thought he might have OD'ed on shrooms?

Maybe unicorn = his penis? I was never good at literary analysis :(