Are you OK?

By unicorn - 12/06/2009 16:49 - United States

Today, I went on a date with my boyfriend. Suddenly he starts speaking gibberish. I ask what's wrong? He says, "I was just talking to my unicorn. He says you're pretty," and winks at me. What have we learned today? The person I like is a freak, and apparently unicorns are real. FML
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jorvid 0

First of all unicorns is real, and you should be grateful that the unicorn even thought you were worthy of a compliment, you ****!

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What's wrong with having imaginary friends that you talk to?

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NUSelkcahs 0

He's not a freak, he has a sense of humor. You need a sense of humor. YDI

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stringoffail 0

RE: #240 Hells, yeah. RE: #243 Blah blur bleh burblur bleh bleer blugh. Blee! (My unicorn told me you're a jerk.)

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testing_fml 0

@OP: Ever thought of the possibility that this is just his scheme to get YOU to end the relationship? So that you can't be mad at him...

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an3 0

ohmygod that's so sweet. maybe its his way of saying that ou ARE pretty.

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Jaguaress 2

You need to be careful with this guy. Most likely, he has undiagnosed schizophrenia, and needs medication, but he would need to see a psychiatrist to diagnose him as to what it really is. Most people with the condition are wonderful people, but just like with everything, not all of them are. You want to make sure the "unicorn" doesn't suddenly start hating you and telling him to hurt you. I say these things as a friend of someone with schizophrenia, who has told me of the "other world" that she sees; she has hurt herself and others before, due to what her "other friends" have told her to do. Extricate yourself slowly and carefully from him.

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xxdani 0

maybe his unicorn is his penis... i might have just a dirty mind but is that better/worse than having a unicorn imaginary friend? hmm...questionable

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00754chan 0

ROFLMAOOOOOOO!!! @ #247 BAHAHAH & LOL at the FML, I'd say something like that because i'd get all shy & wouldn't be able to say it myself. so instead of saying " you know i think you're really cute, yeah?" i'd say " the leprechaun sitting on my shoulder reckons you're hell cuteee ! " It could be the same thing with your date.

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grooos 0

so what if he talks to "unicorns" my boyfriend would probably say the same, no reason to have a "FML" about it. be happy that a mythical creature thinks your cute.

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