Are you OK?

By unicorn - 12/06/2009 16:49 - United States

Today, I went on a date with my boyfriend. Suddenly he starts speaking gibberish. I ask what's wrong? He says, "I was just talking to my unicorn. He says you're pretty," and winks at me. What have we learned today? The person I like is a freak, and apparently unicorns are real. FML
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jorvid 0

First of all unicorns is real, and you should be grateful that the unicorn even thought you were worthy of a compliment, you ****!

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24788 6

What's wrong with having imaginary friends that you talk to?

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salvadorisinsane 0

Dude. That's not an FML. That's awesome. I think that would be freaking adorable. Most of my friends do stuff like that all the time.

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Dopehead666 21

#10 Agreed. And Unicorns are real.

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hey2341 0

ROFL i started cracking up because this sounds exactly like my boyfriend.

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Toreador 0

Hey, that sounds like me... I do it with my friends cuz I don't have girlfriend ¿Why? xD

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anonymuz 0

maybe he was talking bout his penis..or maybe im a pervert

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hcolovex0x 0

What can you do,

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diet_otaku 0

either your boyfriend is schizophrenic or this whole post is bullshit.

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tigger588 0

yo thats strait up creepy

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hyphywhitekid 0

Boyfriend win though, definitely.

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