Are you OK?

By unicorn - 12/06/2009 16:49 - United States

Today, I went on a date with my boyfriend. Suddenly he starts speaking gibberish. I ask what's wrong? He says, "I was just talking to my unicorn. He says you're pretty," and winks at me. What have we learned today? The person I like is a freak, and apparently unicorns are real. FML
I agree, your life sucks 67 752
You deserved it 13 280

Same thing different taste

Top comments

jorvid 0

First of all unicorns is real, and you should be grateful that the unicorn even thought you were worthy of a compliment, you ****!

What's wrong with having imaginary friends that you talk to?

Comments

b5200 0

#77 you rock hahaha and well on the plus side you're pretty and your guy's creative. Take a chill pill hunni and enjoy the ride

Mirandals 0

Unicorns are real...youre the crazy one.. HAHA. lol

Unmentioned 0

You just got played. that is the oldest trick in the book. lol.

aww why would you say that hes not a freak! besides my girlfriend tells her possum about our sex stories...

prttyyngthng 0

OMG!!! These are the best comments EVER! When you're BF's not looking, just shave a little off the top of the unicorn's horn... I've heard that the dust is a WONDERFUL aphrodisiac... you can sell that shit on Ebay... just remember that you got the idea from ME.

so... about yourboyfriend: is he a real of an imaginary boyfriend?