Are you OK?

By unicorn - 12/06/2009 16:49 - United States

Today, I went on a date with my boyfriend. Suddenly he starts speaking gibberish. I ask what's wrong? He says, "I was just talking to my unicorn. He says you're pretty," and winks at me. What have we learned today? The person I like is a freak, and apparently unicorns are real. FML
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jorvid 0

First of all unicorns is real, and you should be grateful that the unicorn even thought you were worthy of a compliment, you ****!

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What's wrong with having imaginary friends that you talk to?

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devildog_angel23 0

That's lame. I hope you dumped him.

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ohheykiwi 2

dude, what the hell, unicorns are real, how can you not know that? I say FHL for having such a closed-minded girlfriend.

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xallodea 0

it couldv'e been a compliment, cus he said his unicorn thought you were pretty... Perhaps it was supposed to be a cheesy pickup line..

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midwintermist 0

I can't believe everyone's on the unicorn's side.

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cattoe7 0

maybe he was on acid? sounds like he had a fun trip

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musicguybguitar 0

didnt you ever thing that his 'unicorn' couldve been his penis?

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Ravemaster7 0

These FMLs always creep me out. How do you deal with a situation like that?

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crazyrunna 0

Get over yourself. He was just being silly. If anything you should be happy he has a personality.

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