Are you OK?

By unicorn - 12/06/2009 16:49 - United States

Today, I went on a date with my boyfriend. Suddenly he starts speaking gibberish. I ask what's wrong? He says, "I was just talking to my unicorn. He says you're pretty," and winks at me. What have we learned today? The person I like is a freak, and apparently unicorns are real. FML
I agree, your life sucks 67 752
You deserved it 13 280

Same thing different taste

Top comments

jorvid 0

First of all unicorns is real, and you should be grateful that the unicorn even thought you were worthy of a compliment, you ****!

What's wrong with having imaginary friends that you talk to?

Comments

Idiots, #49 has the right of it. One of the ways a guy gets rid of a girl is pulling the old "insane kid" trick. After all it makes one hell of a story to tell his friends lol.

Do you think maybe he was talking about his penis?

Dreika 0

Unicorns first off ARE real and secondly...they made good conversationalist

urmidkyouborjim 0

OMG SAME! sorta. my boyfriend talks to a unicorn too. i "killed" the unicorn, he now talks about how he misses kyle. ps kyle is hte unicorn's name

WTF? that's pretty crazy. i feel bad for you. D: hahaha @ my name though, considering.

maybe he was really nervous and was trying to lighten the mood. freak is a bit harsh.

rolltiderolll 0
f_all_our_lives 4

wow like NPH on harold and kumar1 and LOL, comments above by people confirm that unicorns are real and they talk too!

Deadmanwwe 2

lmao He was probably high as ****!! XD

If the story wasn't fake, then he probably is. Sounds like a creative way to say "Don't hang out with me anymore."