Love: Attempted romance

Attempted romance

By ItRainedOutside - 06/01/2013 08:49 - United States - Saint Petersburg

Today, after three years with my dream girl, I decided to pop the question by making her complete a scavenger hunt ending in her finding me, suit and everything, by the park bench where we had our first kiss. She came home tired and, instead of following the clues, decided to watch TV all day. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/07/2009 23:04 - United States

Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 3 years. I got reservations for a romantic dinner, and at the end, fireworks would spell out my proposal. The whole thing had taken weeks to plan out and had cost me a lot of money. She proposed to me at a subway station first. FML

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By hh. - 05/12/2014 21:13 - United States - Clear Lake

Today, I went over to my boyfriend's house to break up with him. When I got there, I got sent on a scavenger hunt that ended with him proposing to me. FML

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By thisrllysucks - 05/09/2009 14:16 - United States

Today, I was going to ask this girl I love to homecoming. I set up a scavenger hunt, and my friend led her through it. At the end of the scavenger hunt I had a note that said, "Homecoming?" She said yes and hugged my friend. When I told her it was me who was asking, she laughed and said no. FML

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By CombatShadow45 - 25/11/2009 22:39 - United States

Today, I took my girlfriend of three years on a romantic picnic to the park, so I could propose to her. The moment was just right, I made my move. I knelt down on one knee and asked her. Her response was "you're kneeling in dog poop." I looked down. She was right. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/12/2012 06:29 - Canada - Calgary

Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML

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Timing is everything

By -bird-poop- - 10/10/2009 12:52 - Germany

Today, I finally plucked up the courage to propose to my girlfriend of 7 months. I took her out to the park where we had our first kiss, I got down on one knee, and before I could say, "Will you marry me?" a bird shat on my head. FML

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By foreveralone - 23/06/2013 14:42 - United States

Today, it was the second anniversary of the day I met my girlfriend. I had to go to work, but I set an engagement ring and a letter on my pillow for when she woke up, and left breakfast for her on the counter. When I got home, she and all of her things were gone. FML

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By Bassackward - 25/08/2016 05:53

Today, I decided to pop the question to my beloved. Perfect lighting, fresh cut roses, a fancy dinner. The restaurant was in on it too. Shame they brought out the wedding-themed congratulations dessert before I actually went down on my knee. FML

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Happy now?

By minime94 - 15/11/2012 06:35 - United States - Sunset

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend while we were on my couch having a romantic moment. She seemed incredibly excited when she saw the ring and put it on. The way she bolted out the door tells me I'm not going to see her again. FML

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By JackOLantern - 13/07/2009 20:16 - Satellite Provider

Today, I proposed to a girl I'd been in love with for 6 years. I filled the balcony of the building where I'd first laid eyes on her with innumerable roses and, under the starlit sky, I did it. She later posted on facebook 'OMG. This geek I knew from high school did the FUNNIEST thing today'. FML

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jasonman66 7

Sunday 6 January 2013 16:24

Great idea but FYL. Maybe next time you should remember to include some motivation.

WCARlover 34

Sunday 6 January 2013 16:25

That sounds like the sweetest proposal ever awww...propose to me, OP :p

Comments

mcar 13

Sunday 6 January 2013 18:01

Ah that sucks. Did you tell her about it after or are you using the save for later card? Haha

AnimeCookie 9

Sunday 6 January 2013 18:02

That's a really cute idea don't let it go to waste though! maybe you should try when she's not tired?

kingsian 15

Sunday 6 January 2013 18:15

You ain't no fool. Try again OP just because it didn't work the first time don't mean it's not meant to happen. Try again

Chazzzor 10

Sunday 6 January 2013 18:27

Marriage and relationships are too important to make it into a game. Invite her to a favorite spot without the scavenger hunt and propose to her there - Just you, her, and a ring.

charvisioku 22

Sunday 6 January 2013 19:24

It takes more effort to do it this way; therefore it's more romantic (in my opinion, at least) and shows that he's really put thought into it and wants to make this once-in-a-lifetime event as memorable as possible. How can you seriously judge him negatively for that?

Chazzzor 10

Monday 7 January 2013 1:09

I think that his results showed that it would have been smarter to ditch the games and go with some honest and sincere communication. Marriage and relationships are not games - They are real and deserve paying attention to the content of the message, not the form.

jujuthefroggy_fml 16

Tuesday 8 January 2013 17:15

Yes, you are right #111, mariage is a very serious stuff : instead of the scavenger hunt, he should have invited her to a lawyer office, just so she can be explained all the consequences of saying yes to his proposal....

lexiepullen 7

Sunday 6 January 2013 18:29

When doing something like that it is always best to have a close friend there to encourage her to do what you had planned. Very cute idea though!

VikingPlaya86 10

Sunday 6 January 2013 18:46

sorry to hear that, I hope it goes better next time.

catatonicsleep 17

Sunday 6 January 2013 18:54

Simple can be good but he obviously wanted to do something very special and different. I would love if my boyfriend did this or something else original rather than something over done like at a restaurant.