Birthday Girl

By Anonymous - 14/05/2009 17:43 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. I got just three calls all day. The first one was my fiancé, saying he wanted his ring back. The second one was my best friend, confessing to me that she had been sleeping with my fiancé for the past three months. The third was the dentist's office, to sing me a happy birthday. FML
I agree, your life sucks 413 847
You deserved it 21 866

Same thing different taste

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xyzstephzyx 0

best friend...? Yeah, right. punch her in the mouth, that *****. happy birthday!

Aetius_fml 0

At least you have a cool dentist

Comments

at least your dentist office cares :) happy birthday fir what its worth :)

you should get your ring back, make sure the dentist is good looking and go out with him. if its a guy that is.

Awww thts sux! But I hope you find someone better an have a happy bday. Also dump that 'friend' of urs

Well take em both to Mexico and have em Maimed

My birthday is coming up i hope this doesnt happen to me.

Oh hunnie do i feel sorry for you!! Thats sad..