Broke boy

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I woke up with the worst vaginal itching and swelling. I then find out it was brought on by my boyfriend's cheap brand of toilet paper. FML
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zingline89 18

Guess your boyfriend's not as Charmin as you thought

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kateRAWR 4

Well just think when my dad was at university he had to wipe his ass with newspaper so just be thankful you have toilet paper !!!!!!!!

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br0ccoli 14

Um... Are you a hyper wiper?! Maybe you're just allergic to it? If so, put some cortisone on it. Dont itch the vag while driving. They will put you in jail for lewd behavior in a public area if you look like you're masturbating.

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cookeemonster 7

Ooooh, sorry OP! Hate to be u right now... Hope it turns out ok

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silencebabyy 23

Thought you were gonna say something else.... hope the swelling goes down and you stop itching

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Amethyst99 2

i used to suffer from the same thing until i took an arrow to the ******...

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Brax0826 0

Is that what the call chlymedia these days

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lesbopony 0

Hey, since it's swollen, at least it will be tighter when he ***** you (;

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FaithDawson 8

...So what's the name of that brand so I can avoid it??

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