Broke boy

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I woke up with the worst vaginal itching and swelling. I then find out it was brought on by my boyfriend's cheap brand of toilet paper. FML
I agree, your life sucks 28 453
You deserved it 3 869

Same thing different taste

Top comments

zingline89 18

Guess your boyfriend's not as Charmin as you thought

Comments

thrush hahhha not toilet paper its a yeast infection. use a cream from pharmacy or natural unsweetened yogurt.

I am sure the guys could use a pointer (myself included) as to what a "good brand" is! Personally I never thought about it before. I think most of us are shakers and never gave dabbing a first or second thought.

It's probably just because I'm a girl, but doesn't shaking include it still being a bit wet?

Really? Or an imbalance of fungus and bacteria in your body causing a condition known as thrush?

dianadoll 23

at least it's not an STD....

It happens to me all the time! My skin is really sensitive tho. I can't even wear baby lotion or I break out in red itchy rashes.

i don't think that's actually the reason. Cheap toilet paper doesn't do that.

009bouris 5

how did you possibly link it to the toilet paper? wouldn’t you just assume that he doesn’t clean himself properly