Captain Badass

By NotAsToughAsHeThinks - 14/02/2011 03:25 - United States

Today, a man pulled me violently into an alleyway and informed me I was being mugged. Being a body-builder, I said, "Oh yeah? Go on then." He kicked my ass in a matter of seconds, stole my wallet, then farted on my bruised face. He called me a wimp. FML
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allmidnighteyes 10

Your ego appears to be bigger than your muscles.

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folgy 10

i know it would suck being mugged but just because your a body builder dont mean you can kick everyones ass

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jordy1993 0

Stop using those inflatable arms from Spongebob.

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wlaaf 0

well that stinks, I hope you are ok!

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justbigbs 6

agreed with # 29 and the rest of common sense comments. you really need to know how many are there. these are reasons to keep personal security items on you. It there's more than one mugger its not a good idea to confront because they might have buddies around. If it one guy do what you got to do to protect yourself.

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seximexi911 10

haha hope you don't get pinkeye

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Stupidpeopleanno 5

*Mortal Kombat Announcer Voice* FLAWLESS VICTORY! *Epic music*

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gitarex 4

u sound like some douce i know. trying to be tough but no match to everybody else. sucks that u got mugged but u deserved it for being a stupid wimp. lol

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jj812 0

you asked for it. ya have no one to blame but yourself

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