Chlamydia central

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Saint Cloud

Today, I found out what it feels like to have a cotton swab shoved up my cock's piss-pipe. FML
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DocBastard 38

If this was a swab testing for an STD, you deserve it because you should have used protection. If this was just for fun, you deserve it for being an idiot.

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FMLshark 12

Like an incredible combination of orgasmic ecstasy and mind-blowing pleasure. That's why it's on FML, because it must have felt amazing and he wants everyone else to try it.

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krnpanda 2

Using those scientific terms. I love it

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CustardAndPie 13

If you were having an STI screen, most places can also take a urine sample. :/ Sucks to be you.

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ShyAnn29 14

It could be possibly for herpes, I know they do a swab test to check for that.

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krnpanda 2

I wonder how you know that

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ShyAnn29 14

Because a friend of mine had to have that done, that's how I know that.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

I should stop reading FMLs like this. I don't think my manhood can take much cringing.

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stormchaser24 24

So was this a medical test or did you just want too see how it feels?

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loserboii 11

I hope it wasn't the cheap hard ones, those hurt.

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KiddNYC1O 20

Mmm. Pomegranate, such a good fruit.

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metal4life762 5

Gotta wrap it before ya tap it bro

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olpally 32

Who else but Quagmire?? :D haha.. *shudders*

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