Chlamydia central
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Saint Cloud
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I'm so sorry Op. My aunt went crazy and thought her son was on drugs/having sex and everything (like 15 years old at the time) and put him through a bunch of tests including that one and he still hasn't forgiven her because he said it hurt (especially at that age). I'm so sorry :( I hope everythings ok.
I had this done to clean the area before getting a prince albert piercing. It's not that bad and the op is just being a wuss.
Next time, keep ur legs closed, OR don't bang disgusting hoes
Assuming you're talking about an STD, it's not only 'disgusting hoes' who get them!
You just made it mighty obvious you don't know a whole lot about the male anatomy... Male genitalia protrudes past our legs not in between them, could you imagine the chafe issues if it did hang in between lol. That saying is meant for women :)
Hooked up with a burner huh?
Just because you wrap it up don't mean you don't have to get tested #ijs
Why does it matter how he says it?
OP to doc: my dick burns when I pee. What's wrong? Doc: sorry son, your dick is dirty. Only option now... Amputation!!! Op: Wait, what?! Doc: just kidding, take these drugs and you'll be fine. Buy some rubbers too, no glove, no love.
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gonorrhea?
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I don't to know or experience that or up the poop shooter....
Um what?
91- My best guess? "I don't want to know about or experience that, nor have anything rammed up my poop shoot." I think he was just voicing a general fear of having a bodily cavity entered. ;P
Well, prostate exams are going to be a thing.
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If this was a swab testing for an STD, you deserve it because you should have used protection. If this was just for fun, you deserve it for being an idiot.
Like an incredible combination of orgasmic ecstasy and mind-blowing pleasure. That's why it's on FML, because it must have felt amazing and he wants everyone else to try it.