Chlamydia central
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Saint Cloud
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Some things in life you just dont question
My penis just inverted.
Well now it'll be harder to aim when peeing i guess
99% of the time it's because your ******* dirty ***** without a rubber YDIYFS!! I doubt this was just for fun if your posting it on FML!
*You're x2
19, are you saying that only dirty ***** have STD's? I'm assuming that's what you're referring to
hopsinlove17
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Are you on crack, sir?
DomAce
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How did you fit it in there?o.O
I don't even have a penis, and even mine cringed.
FMLshark
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That awkward moment when your imaginary penis cringes.
Shadow_Phantom
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That made me cringe and I'm not even a guy... oh gods... x_o
desireev
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Wrap your whacker before you attack her! (Assuming that you were getting tested for STD's. Because you don't hear of that happening unless a man is getting tested!) REMEMBER TO TAKE YOUR ANTIBIOTICS! ;)
Cover your **** before you fock! *crickets*
24- Hey Desireev, haven't seen you in months. Welcome back. :)
desireev
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Thanks Draco! It's been a minute, for sure! Got caught up in that shitty thing called "Life"! Haha! :)
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If this was a swab testing for an STD, you deserve it because you should have used protection. If this was just for fun, you deserve it for being an idiot.
Like an incredible combination of orgasmic ecstasy and mind-blowing pleasure. That's why it's on FML, because it must have felt amazing and he wants everyone else to try it.