Cool rapper name

By Dor51 - 27/10/2013 19:52 - United States - Tacoma

Today, we found out that my unborn sibling is a girl, and my parents quickly named her. In a few years' time, "Candida" is going to catch all kinds of shit at school, just like I do for being named Dorothy. My "friends" have already started calling me "Lil' yeast infection's sis." FML
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ksktwin84 14

Show them a medical dictionary...with pictures

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olpally 32

They really need to leave the ridiculous baby names for the celebrities. **** both your lives, hard. :( stupid parents. Those people are jerks also. :/

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LitaSixx 7

Candida actually was originally a girls name, and Dorothy is an awesome name! Rock it! at least it's not Fannie or Barbie!

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perdix 29

If your name is Dorothy Albicans, you life really sucks! It would be funny if your sister married Mike Conazole.

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onorexveritas 23

maybe she can go by Candy

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shutupmichaela 18

so that she can sound like a stripper instead!

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buckeyed 20

I'd still be glad you got named Dorothy instead of Candida.

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Black_Cat_13 7

"Candida" is actually a genus of yeasts, not specifically a yeast infection.

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chloem103 9

How did they choose that as a name?

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hgmegafan 10

Well maybe kids won't be smart enough to know what that means in a few years...probably not... And also I am friends with a girl named Dorothy but she goes by Jordan

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Cazz91 21

I wonder what made your parents decide to name your unborn sibling that for OP. o_O

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NSN82 13

At least she's not born yet. Your parents still have time to change their minds.

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