Cool rapper name

By Dor51 - 27/10/2013 19:52 - United States - Tacoma

Today, we found out that my unborn sibling is a girl, and my parents quickly named her. In a few years' time, "Candida" is going to catch all kinds of shit at school, just like I do for being named Dorothy. My "friends" have already started calling me "Lil' yeast infection's sis." FML
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ksktwin84 14

Show them a medical dictionary...with pictures

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olpally 32

They really need to leave the ridiculous baby names for the celebrities. **** both your lives, hard. :( stupid parents. Those people are jerks also. :/

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DevilsAltair 8

Your parent shouldn't be the one naming YOUR baby op

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Juultje 8

Sibling. SIIIIIBLIIIIING. Not child. =_=

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rocker_chick23 27

Do you know how to read? A sibling means brother or sister. OP is not the one who is pregnant

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warriorartemis 11

Dude...you need to remind your parents what the hell this is lol. That's as bad as someone naming their kid Chlamydia...

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hannah341 10

Anyway you can change the birth certificate to Candi when there not looking? That's better I suppose :|

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fictionaldiary 11

Love how you compare the name Dorothy to being named after a yeast infection.

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WinterBlue42 22

I know someone whose name is Female Brown. . Yup. FYL, OP.

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writerchic85 25

To be honest, most people aren't going to know that it's the technical name for yeast.

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GAeroNKissR 26

I'm a bit concerned that so many people seemed to know what the hell that word was...am I the only one that went straight to Google???

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