Toxic workspace, Sexism and Work: Creeper alert!

Creeper alert!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boss came over to my desk and struck up a casual conversation about movies. After a while, he sat on the edge of my desk, nodded toward my chest, and said in the same casual, lighthearted tone, "And nice cleavage today. Keep that up." FML

I agree, your life sucks 59 728

You deserved it 13 838

Back to School: Quiproquos and Notebooks
Laugh at back-to-school mishaps, with dazed students and overwhelmed teachers! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By EmployeeOfTheMonth - 27/06/2009 07:03 - United States

Today, my attractive boss sat me down in the break room to say how much she appreciated how much work I've been doing despite being a temp. She was wearing a skirt, and I couldn't take my eyes off her legs. She then patted me on the leg and said "Good Talk". It wasn't my leg. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 817

You deserved it 19 224

The 1970s called…

By titsmcgee - 11/02/2015 21:51 - United States - Oak Brook

Today, the CEO of my company leaned over and said, "Hey, I've been meaning to thank you…" I thought he was going to thank me for all of my hard work, but he continued, "…for wearing that shirt today. I can totally see your boobs." FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 234

You deserved it 7 066

Look up here

By Cody - 06/07/2009 23:28 - United States

Today, during my shift at a restaurant, my boss's daughter came in. I couldn't help but notice that she was almost popping out of her low-cut top. After having a private chat with her, my boss took me aside and said, "My daughter's got eyes you know, not just a pair of tits". FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 930

You deserved it 53 782

By candy - 11/02/2016 12:24 - Canada - Kitchener

Today, I greeted my boss with, "Looking good, did you lose weight?" He responded that no, he'd just purchased larger pants. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 154

You deserved it 3 989

Dat ass

By brandonborgie - 10/08/2021 04:01 - Australia

Today, my boss slapped me on the ass and said, "Good work, princess." FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 255

You deserved it 126

By Chubby - 17/11/2011 16:50 - United States

Today, I told my boss about a coworker that had been hitting on me. She looked me dead in the eye and said "I was afraid that would happen. He's a bit of a chubby chaser." FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 211

You deserved it 5 181

By GiWi - 18/11/2009 16:45 - Ireland

Today, I asked my boss a simple question about a problem I was having with a project I am currently doing. He replied: ''You don't worry your sweet little ass about it babe". My boss is my girlfriend's father. Nice. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 736

You deserved it 3 293

By FML - 05/07/2010 00:15 - United States

Today, I came to work ready to impress my boss. A couple of weeks ago I asked him for a promotion from stock to sales and I have been proving myself worthy. Turns out he hired a new girl for sales, with great, big, fake breasts. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 059

You deserved it 4 626

By WeightonmyShoulders - 11/12/2015 21:10 - United States - Canandaigua

Today, I realized that I know, all too well, what it feels like to have my over-middle-age boss's boob on my shoulder. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 693

You deserved it 1 750

Go for it, Susan!

By NotHungryAnymore - 01/03/2016 15:46 - United States - Rochester

Today, my boss is now so comfortable with me that she doesn't even try to hide the fact that she goes digging for gold in her nose through every conversation we have. FML

I agree, your life sucks 18 814

You deserved it 1 363

girrzimm 0

Friday 19 June 2009 20:05

i'm pretty sure thats illegal

baydestrian_girl 0

Friday 19 June 2009 20:03

OMG what a perv...lol

Comments

WolfgangDS 0

Friday 19 June 2009 23:43

So, you wore an outfit that shows off your cleavage, and you're here complaining about how messed up your life is when your boss takes notice? You dress up to show off your boobs... and complain when people notice. I'm sorry, but GTFO.

lil_miz_liz09 0

Friday 19 June 2009 23:55

bahaha what a creep

wafflemonger 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 7:07

PANDA!

ayadora 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 0:26

HAH

plexico 3

Friday 19 June 2009 23:56

To help your career, you should blow the guy. If he likes your cleavage, I'm sure he'd like to tit-**** you. You get involved with him like that, and you'll have him by the balls (both literally and figuratively). I had a female boss a few years ago, who was barely do-able. (I wouldn't have given her a second look at a bar.) I would have ****** her if she wanted to, because it could have helped at work. After she became bitchy to me, I had to find another job and it was my WIFE, of all people, who thought she turned on me because I wouldn't sleep with her. Creative thinking, dear, but wrong. In both cases, there's the theoretical right and wrong, and then there's the way the world really works.

LemursonTuesday 0

Friday 19 June 2009 23:56

Get a bra that doesn't expose cleavage, or a more conservative suit. Either that, or stop complaining. People dress in a way to grab certain attention. If you don't want people to comment on your cleavage, don't have cleavage.

LittleGreenBean 0

Friday 19 June 2009 23:56

omfg! thats sooo terrible but funny lmao, best of luck girl!

sarahdg 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 0:00

1. i agree with the people who say that we have no IDEA what she was wearing. i have naturally larger breasts and even when I wear a modest shirt cleavage can be seen from awkward angles. maybe her boss is just a creep and was looking down her shirt. i wouldn't sue, but if it made you feel uncomfortable or harassed i would complain. no woman ever deserves that. that's like saying if a woman looks attractive or wears something revealing she deserves to be raped. if you think they do there is something seriously wrong in your head to be wishing that kind of pain on a person. also, if she WAS dressed inappropriately for work her boss should have handled it in a professional way, not by 'complimenting' her on her breasts.