Toxic workspace, Sexism and Work: Creeper alert!

Creeper alert!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boss came over to my desk and struck up a casual conversation about movies. After a while, he sat on the edge of my desk, nodded toward my chest, and said in the same casual, lighthearted tone, "And nice cleavage today. Keep that up." FML

I agree, your life sucks 59 728

You deserved it 13 838

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By EmployeeOfTheMonth - 27/06/2009 07:03 - United States

Today, my attractive boss sat me down in the break room to say how much she appreciated how much work I've been doing despite being a temp. She was wearing a skirt, and I couldn't take my eyes off her legs. She then patted me on the leg and said "Good Talk". It wasn't my leg. FML

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You deserved it 19 224

The 1970s called…

By titsmcgee - 11/02/2015 21:51 - United States - Oak Brook

Today, the CEO of my company leaned over and said, "Hey, I've been meaning to thank you…" I thought he was going to thank me for all of my hard work, but he continued, "…for wearing that shirt today. I can totally see your boobs." FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 234

You deserved it 7 066

Look up here

By Cody - 06/07/2009 23:28 - United States

Today, during my shift at a restaurant, my boss's daughter came in. I couldn't help but notice that she was almost popping out of her low-cut top. After having a private chat with her, my boss took me aside and said, "My daughter's got eyes you know, not just a pair of tits". FML

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You deserved it 53 782

By candy - 11/02/2016 12:24 - Canada - Kitchener

Today, I greeted my boss with, "Looking good, did you lose weight?" He responded that no, he'd just purchased larger pants. FML

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You deserved it 3 989

Dat ass

By brandonborgie - 10/08/2021 04:01 - Australia

Today, my boss slapped me on the ass and said, "Good work, princess." FML

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You deserved it 126

By Chubby - 17/11/2011 16:50 - United States

Today, I told my boss about a coworker that had been hitting on me. She looked me dead in the eye and said "I was afraid that would happen. He's a bit of a chubby chaser." FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 211

You deserved it 5 181

By GiWi - 18/11/2009 16:45 - Ireland

Today, I asked my boss a simple question about a problem I was having with a project I am currently doing. He replied: ''You don't worry your sweet little ass about it babe". My boss is my girlfriend's father. Nice. FML

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You deserved it 3 293

By FML - 05/07/2010 00:15 - United States

Today, I came to work ready to impress my boss. A couple of weeks ago I asked him for a promotion from stock to sales and I have been proving myself worthy. Turns out he hired a new girl for sales, with great, big, fake breasts. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 059

You deserved it 4 626

By WeightonmyShoulders - 11/12/2015 21:10 - United States - Canandaigua

Today, I realized that I know, all too well, what it feels like to have my over-middle-age boss's boob on my shoulder. FML

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You deserved it 1 750

Go for it, Susan!

By NotHungryAnymore - 01/03/2016 15:46 - United States - Rochester

Today, my boss is now so comfortable with me that she doesn't even try to hide the fact that she goes digging for gold in her nose through every conversation we have. FML

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You deserved it 1 363

girrzimm 0

Friday 19 June 2009 20:05

i'm pretty sure thats illegal

baydestrian_girl 0

Friday 19 June 2009 20:03

OMG what a perv...lol

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nxkftw 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 10:04

awesome boss

wbrycem 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 10:38

Your boss, King Leonidas and Chuck Norris are all in the same chapter. In my opinion. P.S. Take it as a compliment. If someone says to me, "You've got a hell of a lump in your pants, keep that up young man," I'd be pumped.

Ventriloquisitor 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 11:01

If a female boss told me in a casual voice, "Nice package, keep that up." I would be torn between being horrified and totally stoked.

Decademon 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 11:32

Afuhdus what a PERV lol

aduck 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 11:57

People are screaming 'sexual harassment'! But unless it's more than this one single comment any one to sue would be ridiculous. 'Sexual harassment refers to persistent and unwanted sexual advance'. And so the right way to handle it would be to speak to the boss if it made them uncomfortable, and try and sort it out. If he ignored the complaint or continued then it's sexual harassment.

tha_artist 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 13:56

Ur boss is ******* awesome.

nerdfighter4life 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 14:38

creeeeeeepppeeerrrrrr

pink_scarf 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 14:42

You should dress better for work, but I hope you did or will report him. That's completely illegal in every way.

pink_scarf 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 14:44

I would like to point out he said "keep it up"

Invioletlight 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 15:17

YDI 110% for dressing like a cheap tart at your work. Get real, nobody takes a business woman seriously when she's got her **** hanging out. Get noticed with your bright ideas, ingenuity and confidance, make something of yourself that's a bit more than 2 bags of meat your boss can peek at.