Students, Education and Miscellaneous: Creepy

Creepy

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, in my psychology class, the creepy guy who sits beside me every day leans over and says, "I have an upset stomach, I may have to use the bathroom." FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 264

You deserved it 2 527

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By poopboy - 16/01/2017 10:49

Today, I sat next to this really hot guy in my writing class. We struck up a conversation, and it was going well, until he began describing, in excruciating detail, his IBS and fiber problems, and how he always has to poop. Good to know. FML

I agree, your life sucks 6 363

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By Anonymous - 10/04/2009 16:53 - United States

Today, I was sitting in my chemistry class when a sick girl behind me asked "Can I go to the bathroom?" My teacher, being smart said, "Don't you mean MAY I use the bathroom?" Meanwhile, the girl behind me started throwing up all over her desk and me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 70 320

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By sweetsixteenyay - 25/06/2015 19:16 - United Kingdom - Caerphilly

Today, the new girl told me that a guy at the back of the class was being creepy. I looked over and saw him picking his nose and flinging boogers at the girls sitting in the front. That guy is my boyfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 309

You deserved it 6 730

By qourt - 14/02/2019 15:34 - United States

Today, my stomach growled so loud in class that a boy sitting next to me thought his phone had vibrated. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 393

You deserved it 2 275

By even axe would smell better - 04/02/2014 18:55 - United Kingdom - Aylesbury

Today, a kid in class kept chatting to his friend, and was made to swap seats. Every time the guy he swapped with moved, the stench from his armpits wafted over. It smelled like nacho cheese crossed with ball sweat. It got so bad that I eventually had to go dry heave in the toilets. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 646

You deserved it 3 624

By Username - 27/01/2011 03:54

Today, the guy who sits next to me in my psychology class openly admitted to torturing animals as a child. It's going to be a long semester. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 433

You deserved it 2 853

By Anonymous - 31/10/2012 00:29 - United States - Wooster

Today, we got new seats in class today. The guy placed next to me, turned, looked me dead in the eye, and said, "The balls are the warmest place on the body" while his hands were in his pants. I'm stuck next to him for the rest of the semester. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 866

You deserved it 1 942

By Anonymous - 08/02/2012 18:15

Today, we got a new seating arrangement in my science class. I'm now sitting between two people who have spent the last 20 minutes whispering dirty things to one another. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 138

You deserved it 2 643

Symphonic

By Anonymous - 30/01/2014 22:46 - United Kingdom - Preston

Today, I had an upset stomach all day at work. When lunch break came, I rushed to the bathroom. Just as I turned into an unstoppable human whoopie cushion, a co-worker walked in. He heard the entire arse symphony, and just asked, "What the fuck, dude?!" as he left. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 825

You deserved it 4 914

A little less conversation…

By IPityTheStool - 09/06/2011 13:22 - United Kingdom

Today, I used the staff toilets at school. As I sat down, I heard a sudden plop, followed by the stench of diarrhoea from the next cubicle. It was followed by, "I do apologise!" It was my English teacher. Then we continued to chat. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 497

You deserved it 7 617

VictoriaSchultz 8

Wednesday 4 April 2012 11:28

Sounds like his own problem

kings1fan 6

Wednesday 4 April 2012 11:33

At least he gave you a heads up

Comments

charlotte69er 7

Wednesday 4 April 2012 15:37

Here's a suggestion: ask to get ur seat changed

smashmaster52 0

Wednesday 4 April 2012 15:50

Maybe it's a psychology experiment of some kind

neuroticallyyour_fml 17

Wednesday 4 April 2012 16:08

I agree with 53. There is no reason for this guy to inform anyone that he may have to go to the bathroom. People just don't do that.

dguyuwishuwer 5

Wednesday 4 April 2012 16:26

Did no one else realize that its probably a invitation for her join to join him....

whattheforkdude 0

Wednesday 4 April 2012 16:41

There's been creepier... I mean, at least he didn't whisper spErrrrm.

vidwa 0

Wednesday 4 April 2012 16:56

maybe he's messing with you, it is psych class.

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Wednesday 4 April 2012 17:01

Should've asked him why are you telling me?

Locoluis 15

Wednesday 4 April 2012 18:09

Indeed. That idiot seems to live under the illusion that the OP cares about him somehow. Also, I would add a " LEAVE ME ALONE! " scream if I was in the OP's place. You have to be blunt and direct because guys like him are particularly blind to subtle hints. Not just blind, but also completely unwilling to accept the obvious truth that she doesn't like him and that she considers him a creep.

BunBunBabe 8

Wednesday 4 April 2012 17:39

No offense but if this is good enough to be a FML I could have a quote like that posted every week

spottyblanket 8

Wednesday 4 April 2012 18:54

He was probably being polite so that he didn't disturb you if he had to excuse himself quickly, or case you wodnered where he went to if he just suddenly left. Why didn't you say, oh that sucks, hope you get better soon? I don't see why this is creepy. FHL not yours OP.

tonic_clonic 4

Wednesday 4 April 2012 18:59

How did this make it on here? Not an FML. Maybe if it had another sentence to make it interesting "And then he pulled down his pants and shat on my laptop while singing Baby Got Back"