Students, Education and Miscellaneous: Creepy

Creepy

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, in my psychology class, the creepy guy who sits beside me every day leans over and says, "I have an upset stomach, I may have to use the bathroom." FML

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You deserved it 2 528

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By Anonymous - 10/04/2009 16:53 - United States

Today, I was sitting in my chemistry class when a sick girl behind me asked "Can I go to the bathroom?" My teacher, being smart said, "Don't you mean MAY I use the bathroom?" Meanwhile, the girl behind me started throwing up all over her desk and me. FML

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By qourt - 14/02/2019 15:34 - United States

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By even axe would smell better - 04/02/2014 18:55 - United Kingdom - Aylesbury

Today, a kid in class kept chatting to his friend, and was made to swap seats. Every time the guy he swapped with moved, the stench from his armpits wafted over. It smelled like nacho cheese crossed with ball sweat. It got so bad that I eventually had to go dry heave in the toilets. FML

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By Username - 27/01/2011 03:54

Today, the guy who sits next to me in my psychology class openly admitted to torturing animals as a child. It's going to be a long semester. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2012 00:29 - United States - Wooster

Today, we got new seats in class today. The guy placed next to me, turned, looked me dead in the eye, and said, "The balls are the warmest place on the body" while his hands were in his pants. I'm stuck next to him for the rest of the semester. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/02/2012 18:15

Today, we got a new seating arrangement in my science class. I'm now sitting between two people who have spent the last 20 minutes whispering dirty things to one another. FML

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Symphonic

By Anonymous - 30/01/2014 22:46 - United Kingdom - Preston

Today, I had an upset stomach all day at work. When lunch break came, I rushed to the bathroom. Just as I turned into an unstoppable human whoopie cushion, a co-worker walked in. He heard the entire arse symphony, and just asked, "What the fuck, dude?!" as he left. FML

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A little less conversation…

By IPityTheStool - 09/06/2011 13:22 - United Kingdom

Today, I used the staff toilets at school. As I sat down, I heard a sudden plop, followed by the stench of diarrhoea from the next cubicle. It was followed by, "I do apologise!" It was my English teacher. Then we continued to chat. FML

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VictoriaSchultz 8

Wednesday 4 April 2012 11:28

Sounds like his own problem

kings1fan 6

Wednesday 4 April 2012 11:33

At least he gave you a heads up

Comments

shahroni1 3

Wednesday 4 April 2012 14:26

shitty guy

BubbleGrunge 18

Wednesday 4 April 2012 14:45

So? I think someone needs to get over themselves. Just because he sits by you everyday doesn't mean he wants you. I'm a college student and the majority of us stay in the same seat since the beginning of semester just because it's easy. If this is the most FML part of your day, can you tell me your secret because I'm pretty sure I can top that and I haven't been up long.

redbluegreen 40

Wednesday 4 April 2012 14:51

And how does that make you feel?

EliseLuvsYew 0

Wednesday 4 April 2012 14:59

Today, my best friend told me I'm "not happy for her and her girlfriend" and that I'm "homophobic". I've been in love with her and am also a lesbian. FML

Nighthawk143420 8

Wednesday 4 April 2012 15:00

Hahahaha people are so weird..

perdix 29

Wednesday 4 April 2012 15:05

Tell him in a sexy voice, "Don't go. It would be such a turn-on for you to poop your pants." After he does that, he'll say, "Did it! Now do you want to go out with me?" Then, you yell, "Psych!"

gracehi 31

Wednesday 4 April 2012 15:05

I don't see why everyone seems to think "creepy guy's" behavior was normal. There's no need to tell the person next to you that you may need to use the bathroom or why. You just get up, walk out, and go. Happens all the time. Him telling her that was likely more distracting than if he left silently.