Students, Education and Miscellaneous: Creepy

Creepy

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, in my psychology class, the creepy guy who sits beside me every day leans over and says, "I have an upset stomach, I may have to use the bathroom." FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 264

You deserved it 2 527

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By even axe would smell better - 04/02/2014 18:55 - United Kingdom - Aylesbury

Today, a kid in class kept chatting to his friend, and was made to swap seats. Every time the guy he swapped with moved, the stench from his armpits wafted over. It smelled like nacho cheese crossed with ball sweat. It got so bad that I eventually had to go dry heave in the toilets. FML

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By Username - 27/01/2011 03:54

Today, the guy who sits next to me in my psychology class openly admitted to torturing animals as a child. It's going to be a long semester. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 433

You deserved it 2 853

By Anonymous - 31/10/2012 00:29 - United States - Wooster

Today, we got new seats in class today. The guy placed next to me, turned, looked me dead in the eye, and said, "The balls are the warmest place on the body" while his hands were in his pants. I'm stuck next to him for the rest of the semester. FML

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You deserved it 1 942

By Anonymous - 08/02/2012 18:15

Today, we got a new seating arrangement in my science class. I'm now sitting between two people who have spent the last 20 minutes whispering dirty things to one another. FML

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You deserved it 2 643

Symphonic

By Anonymous - 30/01/2014 22:46 - United Kingdom - Preston

Today, I had an upset stomach all day at work. When lunch break came, I rushed to the bathroom. Just as I turned into an unstoppable human whoopie cushion, a co-worker walked in. He heard the entire arse symphony, and just asked, "What the fuck, dude?!" as he left. FML

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A little less conversation…

By IPityTheStool - 09/06/2011 13:22 - United Kingdom

Today, I used the staff toilets at school. As I sat down, I heard a sudden plop, followed by the stench of diarrhoea from the next cubicle. It was followed by, "I do apologise!" It was my English teacher. Then we continued to chat. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 497

You deserved it 7 617

VictoriaSchultz 8

Wednesday 4 April 2012 11:28

Sounds like his own problem

kings1fan 6

Wednesday 4 April 2012 11:33

At least he gave you a heads up

Comments

tonic_clonic 4

Wednesday 4 April 2012 19:00

I feel for him, but he didn't need to share.

hateevryone 14

Wednesday 4 April 2012 20:05

I would sit somewhere else.

supahcoolperson 0

Wednesday 4 April 2012 20:06

Yeahhh that sounds like a personal problem...

reheheally 1

Wednesday 4 April 2012 20:07

You're in a psych class...he's screwing with you.

cajekraze 7

Wednesday 4 April 2012 21:03

He heard about that party where 5 guys pissed on you. He thought you might like it

geod69 8

Wednesday 4 April 2012 23:36

Open wide

xIBleedPurplex16 0

Wednesday 4 April 2012 23:40

Personal problem.

YooEfO 4

Thursday 5 April 2012 0:51

I tell people when my stomach is bothering me all the time. I dont see any problem here.. And if you want to move seats I don't think seats are assigned or permanent so just move.

hahaleym 0

Thursday 5 April 2012 1:00

Maybe he wants you to come into the bathroom with him?

MsNight 1

Thursday 5 April 2012 1:15

Not sure why this is an FML. I moderated it and said no, it's not an FML, it's a NOC (no one cares), as this isn't a big deal at all. It'd be an FML if he'd leaned over, said that, then threw up on OP. And before anyone flames me, this is just my opinion. OP was being pretty shallow.