Oh don't worry OP! All you need to do is go, what I call "manhunting"! Doll up and go out somewhere fun with the girls and just leave yourself open to conversation and meet new people. Eventually you will catch some guy's attention and then you just never know! :-)

Lol this was so small it was hard to open on my ipod, and yet so fmly

If only your diary could talk! It would say, "Hey, dumbass, don't you know where to find drunk men?!?!?" Don't bother getting to the bar early. When the men have better choices and less desperation, you will be humiliated. Show up about a half hour before closing and you will most likely be deemed "doable" by the losers that are still there.

im sorry but thats just pathetic, though i could help you out with that?

I haven't been laid yet. Yeah I'm kind of disappointed but not to the point where I am going to lie about it in my blog. Instead I go the route "oh I must be ugly because no one wants to be with me." Then I realize how pathetic I am for thinking that. Then for my next entry I write "oh I'm so dumb for feeling pathetic because I can't get laid." No offense, but you are kind of pathetic for lying about it. And it's even more pathetic if you get a confidence boost about lying to a diary...

Irrelevant comment 3...2...1 I like Oreos.

Did you lie again and fake your ****** too? If you're that lonely, get a toy! If you can't find someone to love, love yourself! That's something to write about!(:

Trust me, there is nothing better than chastity.

omg... this is the funniest thing I have read since that hulk smash guy at mcdonalds lol

That's pathetic.