Desperate for D

By sadsadperson - 07/09/2011 08:51 - Australia

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Today, I lied to my diary about getting laid. FML
I agree, your life sucks 44 926
You deserved it 30 879
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marinus_fml 19

Luckily diaries can't talk back, because it would have called bullshit.

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SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18

You're writing ANOTHER diary? Aren't there like, 5 diary of a wimpy kid books?

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kipdjordy 0

Its ok your dairy will never find out.

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TheNewGuy03 28

Well, you gotta milk it for all it's worth.

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paynee 0

Eminem reference possibly?

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jaredofmo 22

I don't know if to vote "Your life sucks" or "You deserved it." It seems to be a weird combination of both.

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Bloodlvst 10

It's less a diary and more a book full of hopes and dreams

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Ddevon 4

why do you still use a diary in the first place, FYL

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ambowew 7

Your diary can boast about this in the future. It's been opened more times than your legs. Not a hard feat but in the circumstances it'll be tearing itself to find anything to hold over you.

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nickgman2222 0

Aw that is harsh. I laughed for five minutes. Nice

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RyanMacVey 17

lying to your diary is perfectly normal... my diary currently thinks that i am the first asian president of the united states and that i am in a civil partnership with nelson mandela damn it is so gullible

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Killer_fel 15

Wow, I would love that kind of diary. Mine doesen't believe anything I say!

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FashionJester 4

It confuses me as to why you would lie to your diary, but i guess i could understand it. Going without certain things, is not necessarily something you wish to reminded about when you re-read it.

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