Parents, Ironic and Kids: Door knocking

Door knocking

By firewait - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I gave my 16 year-old step-daughter and her friends a lecture on respecting other people's privacy. Two hours later, I accidentally walked into her room without knocking. She and her friends were giving each other bikini waxes. Now her friends call me "the hypocritical pervert." FML

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two2 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 12:43

i'd be more concerned that her and her friends give each other bikini waxes

fuckyourlife8 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 12:41

Well the pervert thing is unjustified, but seriously, you can't tell her off for not respecting other people's privacy and then just walk into her room without knocking. Just apologise to her and let it serve as a reminder for next time to think before you go in there. She's a 16 year old girl, be glad she wasn't doing anything worse when you walked in!

Comments

oxchristinexo 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 12:51

waxing bikini? what's that?

Focnr 0

Tuesday 4 January 2011 18:10

I'm 12 and what is this.

NancyDeebensDPDS 0

Monday 4 April 2011 2:07

I'm 12 and know what this is.* ^^^

gracieroxursox 3

Tuesday 5 April 2011 22:30

bikini waxes is when girl get their hair waxed off so that it doesn't show around their bikini. But it is kinda weird that girls would do that to each other...

canadiata555 0

Friday 19 August 2011 10:25

Why are you even on this site??

nom_nom_nom 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 12:59

@ #1, she won't forget. and #11, if you don't know what that is, you aren't old enough to be on here. ( :

BenignScientists 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 13:00

11: not something you should concern yourself with for another year or two , I hope. 13: the number of your post is funny, check her profile So satisfy your curiosity, google is your friend and agoniser.

slicing 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 13:00

Hahaha, I'm sorry, but the irony here did make me laugh hard. Also, since I have a mother whom I was forced to change mailbox because she likes to check on my mail, I'm inclined on the two girl's side of the story.

Korgi 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 13:00

YDI for being a hypocritical pervert.

Nyxen 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 13:02

I bet your stepdaughter and her friends are all "bi" and when they're not waxing their bikini lines they're getting drunk and making out with each other/having sex with any guy they happen to be around. Can't stand girls like that.