Door knocking

By firewait - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I gave my 16 year-old step-daughter and her friends a lecture on respecting other people's privacy. Two hours later, I accidentally walked into her room without knocking. She and her friends were giving each other bikini waxes. Now her friends call me "the hypocritical pervert." FML
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two2 0

i'd be more concerned that her and her friends give each other bikini waxes

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fuckyourlife8 0

Well the pervert thing is unjustified, but seriously, you can't tell her off for not respecting other people's privacy and then just walk into her room without knocking. Just apologise to her and let it serve as a reminder for next time to think before you go in there. She's a 16 year old girl, be glad she wasn't doing anything worse when you walked in!

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nokirar 0

Ey thats allot of syllables, be happy!

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boatiebanter 0

What I want to know is why you were lecturing your step-daughter's FRIENDS about anything? Unless they as a group just did something that massively violated your personal space, I don't think you have any right to lecture your childrens' friends. And, practise what you preach.

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deaditegirl 0

I don't know about perverted, but you certainly sound like a hypocrite.

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mattmag 0

#31, so parents can just wander into the bathroom when you're taking a shit, or waltz into your room as you change? Sounds a bit ****** up to me.

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plexico 3

WTF do you mean "accidentally walked in without knocking?" Freud said, "There are no accidents." You probably wanted to catch your stepdaughter doing something kinky and you succeeded. Now, go choke the chicken and get it over with, ya perv!

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Herbal_fml 0

Well you are quite the hypocrite... You're allowed to "accidently" forget to knock but not her? Good parenting.

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simplyabsurd 0

um... yeah. you 'forgot'. lol. These things happen, and I'm sure you'll never look at any of them the same ever again.

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Slappy_Tackle 0

@ #34 Your "rents" as you so stupidly put it have no right to be going through your stuff. I don't go through my parents stuff and i would expect the same respect back. If they do go through my stuff without me knowing (which i highly doubt) I don't care coz I just bought a house so im moving out in a couple of days anyway!!! :D As for the post, yeah YDI, you are a hypocrite. If they keep calling you that nickname maybe you should tell their parents that they were waxing bikini lines and talking about getting laid, that'll keep them out of your hair for a while.

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