Drive-by casualty

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Fairfax

Today, as I was walking home from work, I became the victim of a drive-by peanutting. Yes, apparently I'm only worth a bag of nuts. FML
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Blacksxe 1

I assume they yelled: "Eat my nuts!!!!"

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moonmonkeyman 6

So u are complaining that u got hit withs nuts instead of being shot with bullets??

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linkinpark98 23

Or you could make strawberry jelly and confuse the shit out of everyone.

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MR_RODSQUAD 11

So you'd rather be worth bullets than peanuts?

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doglover569 0

Hey, squirrels would call that a lucky day!! ;)

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jerseyboy732 16

better nuts than bullets

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Rainbow_dumpster 28

I agree. :) Better than getting shot at.

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TSN619 7

Well it would have been bullets but see the way my account is set up...

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RikkiRoxxx 0

Wow, I guess you weren't that important to get shot at? Lol

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asherm 15

I got a cookie thrown at me once. Wish I caught it so I could have eaten it while flipping the little ***** off w/ shit eating grin

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Luckypringles 4

The bright side FREE PEANUTS!!!!!

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DocBastard 38

I can't believe no one has pointed out the glaringly obvious error in the FML - you did NOT have a bag of nuts thrown at you. Peanuts are not nuts.

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VaanBasch 1

Obviously they're peas made to look like nuts, hence the name.

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nikkitete 1

You should be grateful that's all you got hit with.

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abbyabb 4

FREE NUTS!!!!! YAY!!!!!!

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