Drive-by casualty

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Fairfax

Today, as I was walking home from work, I became the victim of a drive-by peanutting. Yes, apparently I'm only worth a bag of nuts. FML
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You deserved it 2 721
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Blacksxe 1

I assume they yelled: "Eat my nuts!!!!"

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moonmonkeyman 6

So u are complaining that u got hit withs nuts instead of being shot with bullets??

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McNerdyNerd 8

I'm sorry, would you have rather gotten shot and bled to death? Damn the luck...shucks

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desidude 0

Hey look at the bright side , you got some NUTS lol they should have thrown some beer along would be perfect!

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skywalkluke85 6

Too poor for a gun, the culprits were, I see...well at least you walked away with just a few nuts in your face

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Ghostrhyder12 0

you act like you would of rather been shot

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daisy963 4

Haha seriously as if nuts are the worst thing ..although I must admit this is a rather embarrassing situation

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awesomeduckys 7

so your actually offended that they only threw nuts at you?

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yeongji 31

I would rather be hit by peanuts than say garbage, eggs, or something life threatening.

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cmoney123123 0

Maybe you shouldn't suck so bad

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THE_A_TEEN 27

The amount of nut puns are too damn high.

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Birdie_Sage 0

They are driving me nuts!!!

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