Dumbass

By O-|---<=~ - 18/10/2013 23:01 - United States - Bellingham

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Today, my otherwise lovely boyfriend of a month showed his true colors. He freaked out when he learned that I use tampons instead of pads. He yelled that using them is like cheating on him, because his penis is the only thing that should ever enter me. FML
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Nyx_fml 23

Now wait until he finds out about your vibrator.

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LanceGoodthrust 19

He should really stop and think about whether or not he wants to compare the size of his equipment to a tampon, and claim that the tampon is winning.

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Comments

mistie_rowe 10

Haha sounds like my bf.. sad.. very sad..

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Karma_thebitch 0

Sounds like you need a new BF! I mean really? He is going to have a hard time finding someone if he keeps that up lol

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xtm059 11

The man has a... point

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SuicideBoobies88 11

You need to drop that ins cure douche. That's a disaster waiting to happen.

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fantasyworld 37

Major red flag if he gets upset over tampons.

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Urpoppy 21

This is someone you will be happy you dumped someday. Hopefully soon.

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lucasjames22 8

geez I hope you dump him. he sounds a bit unhinged

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