Dumbass

By O-|---<=~ - 18/10/2013 23:01 - United States - Bellingham

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Today, my otherwise lovely boyfriend of a month showed his true colors. He freaked out when he learned that I use tampons instead of pads. He yelled that using them is like cheating on him, because his penis is the only thing that should ever enter me. FML
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Nyx_fml 23

Now wait until he finds out about your vibrator.

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LanceGoodthrust 19

He should really stop and think about whether or not he wants to compare the size of his equipment to a tampon, and claim that the tampon is winning.

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Comments

shinikageWolf 15

So he'd rather you use pads, those bulky uncomfortable things? Yes I'm a man and I hear those things are like bricks between the legs.

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robyrby9 1

I highly recommend you to stop using tampons the ones that you insert...use pads, much safer in many countries OB's were banned look ok the internet!

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AloysiusWeasley 15

Bullshit, not they aren't. Searching for "tampons banned" only shows the Texas legislature incident. Tampons are perfectly safe if changed every eight hours, so stop lying.

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robyrby9 1

Use pads!!! Tampons have been banned in many countries look it up!

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Xeivan 15

lol yeah that guy got self esteem issues about his small dick for sure!

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mkcherry 14

Yeah id never date such a controlling freak. No man should tell you what to do with your own body especially during your period. This is a warning sign of other, more possessive and eventually more violent behavior.

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Cathrin 26

While I agree that pads are safer than tampons, if he's freaking out about you using them for such a selfish reason you should consider finding someone else

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