Dumbass

By O-|---<=~ - 18/10/2013 23:01 - United States - Bellingham

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Today, my otherwise lovely boyfriend of a month showed his true colors. He freaked out when he learned that I use tampons instead of pads. He yelled that using them is like cheating on him, because his penis is the only thing that should ever enter me. FML
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Nyx_fml 23

Now wait until he finds out about your vibrator.

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LanceGoodthrust 19

He should really stop and think about whether or not he wants to compare the size of his equipment to a tampon, and claim that the tampon is winning.

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Kalyarin 4

I selected you deserve it, because you deserve to know that he's insane now. Dump him now before it's too late.

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kelmonster 1

You are breaking up with him.....right?

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somethingblue 6

Big Red flag. If he's going to freak out over something little like that, then dump him. He's going to start freaking out over other stupid things later. Trust me

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