Dumbass

By O-|---<=~ - 18/10/2013 23:01 - United States - Bellingham

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Today, my otherwise lovely boyfriend of a month showed his true colors. He freaked out when he learned that I use tampons instead of pads. He yelled that using them is like cheating on him, because his penis is the only thing that should ever enter me. FML
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Nyx_fml 23

Now wait until he finds out about your vibrator.

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LanceGoodthrust 19

He should really stop and think about whether or not he wants to compare the size of his equipment to a tampon, and claim that the tampon is winning.

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FRUITFUCKED 9

I think the bigger issue here is, not his lack of self-esteem, but whether or not you want to be with someone so controlling.

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smilez1990 8

I had a boyfriend like that....insisted that I wear pads...they're so uncomfortable

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WhiteCrimson 23

Seems like he has an inferiority complex. Poor OP.

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TheJetFighter 6

You shall not pass

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ahippienamedrae 10

the name is what got me lol

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qwertyu_ioplk 9

So what's gonna happen when you have a kid together and the doctors hand is inside you, or for that matter the child?

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feelin_lovely 3

How about he try wearing a bloody pad for a week

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