At least you didn't do it after you were in the Ambulance.

The internet always convinces you that you're pregnant or moments from death

At least it wasn't a shart

Gas is so tricky. I collapsed from severe pain a few times when I was a teenager, doctor said it was gas. But my favourite, is in early pregnancy, when you *swear* you can feel the baby flutter, and everyone's all like "it's just gas." Then a few years later, when you're definitely not pregnant, you get that exact same feeling. Guess they were right...

Normally I'd say YDI for trusting the internet, but considering how many people die from heart attacks and the ambiguity of the symptoms I can't really fault you. I would rather dial 9-1-1 and find out I only had to rip one than die because I thought I only had to fart.

Gas is actually a symptom of a heart attack.

Web md says everything is cancer and fd up. Don't trust the internet

So did the ambulance bring oxygen to those poor co-workers who had to suffer your blast from the ass?

One time I was trying to determine if I had pneumonia and needed the hospital (spoiler alert: no pneumonia, but the doctors thought I did have until xrays proved otherwise). As I went through the quiz, I checked yes on chest pain, shortness of breath, coughing, excess of phlegm, etc. etc., and then the thing asked if either arm hurt and, if so, did it move. I have moderate-to-severe nerve damage in one arm (depending on which doc is talking), and at the time it didn't move at all, so I checked yes and yes. The quiz told me I had no respiratory issues but I had a broken arm that was making it hard for me to breathe.

The Internet is horrible for checking up symptoms. I had a friend who had a cold, looked it up, and it said he had AIDS. Obviously he didn't