Health: Emergency!

Emergency!

By Not dying. - 21/04/2015 07:55 - United Kingdom - Watford

Today, I started getting really bad chest pains at work. I googled it and the internet convinced me I was having a heart attack. Scared for my life, I started to dial for an ambulance when I let out the biggest fart you could ever imagine. Turns out it was trapped gas. FML

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Inside out?

By Anonymous - 09/11/2023 21:00

Today, I’ve been having the worst gas, nausea, and stomach pain of my life and literally nothing I do works. While I was at work, I farted but it came from the inside out; it was so loud there’s no way everyone didn’t hear it. My stomach started bubbling so loud, the guy sitting behind me got up and walked away. FML

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By Tor - 21/04/2009 00:11 - United States

Today, I was in class and felt a sharp pain in my stomach. I began to scream and cry because the pain was horrible, so the teacher called 911. After being rushed to the hospital, I was told that "I had gas cramps and would be fine." My whole class was listening on speakerphone to make sure I was ok. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2015 17:14 - United States - West Palm Beach

Today, I felt some serious gas building up while at the supermarket. I tried to quietly fart it out, only to end up sharting myself. I had to frantically waddle out of the store as discreetly as possible as several people in the vicinity freaked out and tried to locate the source of the smell. FML

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By Carla - 12/11/2017 01:30

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night choking and had to open my bedroom window. No, it wasn’t a gas leak. My husband had a curry last night and his constant farting was so bad I was struggling to breathe. FML

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Hear this?

By soundslikeadumbcommentersituation - 11/07/2014 20:34 - Canada - Brampton

Today, while in my backyard, I had some insane gastric distress. I let out a fart so powerful that it made me yelp in pain, and left my asshole numb. A second later, I heard a cough come from over my neighbor's fence. I had to quietly limp back into my house in shame. FML

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Better out than in

By Anonymous - 20/05/2020 02:00

Today, I had the most excruciating pain I've ever felt in my lower right abdomen. I was doubled over and vomiting it hurt so bad. After going to the E.R., thinking it was my appendix and getting checked in, I let out the biggest most rancid fart in my life and the pain immediately went away. FML

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Trust issues

By Anonymous - 23/12/2023 14:00 - United States - Warren

Today, I ended up shitting myself when trying to pass what I thought was a small amount of gas, only for it to be diarrhea. I turned 37 last month. Never trust a fart, right? FML

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By Anonymous - 24/07/2019 20:00

Today, I've had bad gas all day. In bed, almost asleep, I felt the urge to fart, and thinking nothing of it, I let it rip. It wasn't a fart. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/02/2012 08:40 - United States

Today, I gave myself a hernia while farting. FML

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By dead rats - 08/08/2016 13:58

Today, I had a terrible stomach ache and had some pretty bad gas at work. I tried to head down to the basement for a while to allow my coworkers to continue in peace. About an hour after I came back up, my boss called pest control due to the horrible smell that "must be dead rats". FML

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VonBlitzkrieg 27

Tuesday 21 April 2015 16:12

A "fart attack," if you will.

CODplayer4lyfe 24

Tuesday 21 April 2015 16:12

Never use the Internet to check your symptoms. Never.

Comments

dustin007 15

Tuesday 21 April 2015 19:18

Not everything on the Internet it is true LOL

Britt125 16

Tuesday 21 April 2015 19:42

The internet enjoys telling you you're sicker than you are. I diagnosed a cold one day for the fun of it, I knew it was just a cold but I was stuck at home sick and bored so why not? It told me more than once with a big popup that I needed to seek immediate medical attention, at the end it gave me several options most-least likely, cold was amazingly there but all the way at the bottom and very very unlikely all the above options were very life threatening conditions, I forget what exactly though. That being said chest pains can be very serious, while it may just have been gas in this case, if you're not sure it is good to seek medical attention. Better to be slightly embarrassed because it was just gas and you called 911 then dead because you didn't and had a heart attack.

FluffyPandas156 13

Wednesday 22 April 2015 7:33

#47, The only 2 in 1 deal no one wants

ScottLucky 18

Tuesday 21 April 2015 19:42

If it's on the interweb, it's totally true!

mattrd_fml 31

Tuesday 21 April 2015 19:48

This made me LOL. I'm glad you weren't having a heart attack. but never ever use the Internet to self diagnose!

Nikitasue92 7

Tuesday 21 April 2015 19:49

they say that horrible gas pains are the closest feeling to a heart attack. trust me I've experienced it. chest pain, shooting arm pain, shortness of breath. all can be gas or heart attack