Emergency
By Anonymous - 03/05/2009 23:22 - United States
By Anonymous - 03/05/2009 23:22 - United States
By bubbalicious - 13/08/2009 20:57 - Canada
By Anonymous - 09/05/2014 22:03 - South Africa
By Anonymous - 26/08/2012 05:46 - United States - Olympia
By awskme - 09/01/2010 00:36 - France
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By FullMonty - 15/09/2012 23:26 - United States - Milwaukee
By Ribbed for Her Disaster - 04/04/2013 16:04 - United Kingdom - Orpington
By scot - 02/09/2012 15:38 - United States - Granby
By Anonymous - 26/07/2011 04:30 - United States
By lolk - 10/03/2013 07:41 - United States - Little Rock
i know that feeling, my uncle fell off the dunny at a wedding took 5 guys and rope to get him up.
You have no idea how cursed I am with this kind of shit.
that's really funny = )
#93 - just because you wait to have sex until after your 15/16 doesn't make you a prude. not everyone wants to be a ***** in high school. and to the OP, i say one day you should tell your grandma this story, maybe she would apologize haha.
i don't get all these FMLs about people answering their phones or reading texts right before or when their having sex. must not be all that great if you get distracted by the phone. :/
I kinda agree with #163 about the whole looking at your phone when fooling around thing, but still. I was having a really sucky day. I was hungover, plus being sick all week and barely able to talk. This FML seriously just made my day.
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That's sad. I hope your grandma's alright! You're such a sweet boy for going home to help her. I'll take your virginity ;) Haha jk.
That sucks about not getting sex but I have to say that the whole getting stuck between the bowl and the wall is pretty hilarious.