Emergency
By Anonymous - 03/05/2009 23:22 - United States
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By lolk - 10/03/2013 07:41 - United States - Little Rock
Strictly speaking, he said 'I got an urgent phone call from my 9-year-old sister, telling me I had to come home immediately. My grandma fell off the toilet and got stuck between the bowl and the wall. I'm not making this up.' He didn't say that he actually went home to help her. At all. :)
How does that even happen? FYL 2yrs and you still have to wait. hope ur gf understands :)
sorry, but HAHAHHA
its a sign !!!!!!!!!
Agree with #4 LOL.
Damn man that sucks! You're a nice kid for going to help your grandma, but bro, wasn't there anyone else at your house that could have helped her?
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That's sad. I hope your grandma's alright! You're such a sweet boy for going home to help her. I'll take your virginity ;) Haha jk.
That sucks about not getting sex but I have to say that the whole getting stuck between the bowl and the wall is pretty hilarious.