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By lolk - 10/03/2013 07:41 - United States - Little Rock
I hope you're grandma's ok!
lol, running home to help your grandma is sweet enough. If you weren't getting laid before, I bet you would now.
LMAO!!! This is going in my favorites. I hope your grandma is OK though.
Today, I purposefully fell off the toilet to **** with my Grandson. I hope he never gets laid.
2 years and no sex? That's why your life is ******.
Aw! It was sweet of you to help your grandma. And #214, 2 years is not sad!! They should be proud they waited until they were ready, they won't regret it and it will bring them closer now instead of basing the relationship on sex. My fiance and I waited nearly 6 years before we finally did it.
My condolences -_-
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA omfg I literally started crying, my stomach still hurts from laughing so f-ing much BAHAHAHAHA how does grandma get stuck between the toilet bowl and the wall??
Dammit grandma!!! WHY'D YOU HAVE TO FALL OFF AT THIS TIME!!!!! DAMMMMIT!!!!!!!!! LMAO ROFL
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That's sad. I hope your grandma's alright! You're such a sweet boy for going home to help her. I'll take your virginity ;) Haha jk.
That sucks about not getting sex but I have to say that the whole getting stuck between the bowl and the wall is pretty hilarious.