EMMA, GET BACK HERE, NOW!
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I've had people pretend they're having sex with me. lmao
Same. My friends always say "Put some pants on!" and my mom always asks what's going on. Just tell her your friends are being dumbasses, and move on.
I've had people pretending that they HIRED me to have sex with them
I've had people pretend they're having sex with me. lmao
but u weren't especially when u have that Harry potter display pic
damn... missed the memo that says people who read can't get laid. :( *tear*
damn... missed the memo that says people who read can't get laid. :( *tear*
Your friends are too cool for you. You should probably find some new ones that are more your speed. A box would probably be good.
This ^. I've got a box you could use..
Time for new friends.
works every time ;D
thi isn't an fml my friends say "pass the weed" and I say it to tem.
this always happens, either pass the weed, or beer,
don't forget ze condoms!
Keywords
better than " spread them wider baby"
haha who gives a shit my friends say that all the time. that's Nothing to post about so stop bitching YDI