Enticing

By Anonymous - 20/06/2014 21:19 - United Kingdom

Spicy
Today, I was feeling frisky and asked my boyfriend if he wanted a blowjob. He said, "Fuck no", then rolled over to go to sleep. FML
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EdenCrystal 21

This isn't really relevant but next time he does this you should say "Fine, then can you give me one?" and see his reaction

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sugarcrisp 6

Could be worse. He could roll over, wake up and say "********?"

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howlingwolf89 16

What the hell on earth is better than that!? I'd love you for eternity.

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gtsjeff 10

My advice. More tongue, depth, spit, and eye contact.

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nunurbiz 4

Maybe he's a morning person ;) or maybe he's having a problem with something... If a guy turns down a *******, definitely ask him if everything is ok

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kittylevin 8

No one ever has to have sex with anyone. No problem with turning someone down.

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sartrow 8

obviously your terrible at giving blow jobs! if it's good, no man will ever turn one down! either that or your hubby is GAY GAY GAY!

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BeepBeepSwerve 9

or maybe tired? Just because he turned down one ******* he's gay??? The stupidity in your comment is too strong

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ZorroRooster 19

Even if he were gay, he could just close his eyes and pretend it was some dude blowing him. I would imagine gay men love ******** just as much as straight men do.

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redbear15 8

What man turns down a ********? You just gotta lay there.

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