Birthday and Drugs: Far out, man

Far out, man

By shroomda - 29/06/2009 07:29 - United States

Today, I called my dad to wish him happy birthday. The phone was disconnected, so I called my sister to see what his cell phone number was. She then informed me that our dad was in jail for selling shrooms to teenagers at a music festival out of state. FML

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By Furnando - 06/01/2023 00:00

Today, I called my dad asking him to wish me a happy birthday. Yay. FML

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By Kellye - 16/09/2009 00:24 - United States

Today, my father called me for the first time in two weeks since I moved away. Excited, I answered the phone. It was a mistake. He thought he'd called my sister. FML

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By CaptainByron - 28/04/2017 00:00

Today, my father contacted me for the first time in close to 2 months. The first thing he did was ask if I wanted to buy some weed. FML

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By No one special. - 12/12/2010 05:28 - United States

Today, my dad called for the first time in six months. He needs someone to bail him out of jail. FML

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By seb21 - 09/02/2009 02:32 - United States

Today, I called my dad to inform him I was coming home from college for the weekend. Expecting him to be excited, he responded with "why?" This weekend was my birthday. FML

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By thanks - 02/05/2014 18:20 - United States - San Francisco

Today, it's my 21st birthday. I got a call from my deadbeat dad, who I thought had finally mellowed and had something nice to say. Nope; he just told me I'm 21 years a disappointment, then hung up. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/12/2012 06:43 - United States

Today, I called my dad, because I haven't spoken to him in a while, and I wanted to invite him to my graduation in May. When he picked up, I said, "Hey, how have you been, dad?" He scoffed, "Wrong number" and hung up the phone. FML

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Understanding

By Anonymous - 02/09/2020 05:56 - New Zealand - Hamilton

Today, it was my dad's 60th. I was planning on calling him early, but due to a client (I'm a social worker) ending up in hospital because her husband beat her up, I couldn't call him until 2:30. My mum phoned me in tears, yelling that I was a bad daughter and obviously didn't care about my dad. FML

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You deserved it 746

Arrested

By shikushiku - 03/08/2016 03:12 - United States - Plano

Today, my father went missing. Naturally worried, we searched his workplace, hospitals, and other locations. Turns out he got arrested for driving around town drunk out of his mind. Oh, and it's my birthday. Thanks for throwing me a great (search) party, dad. FML

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You deserved it 989

By Anonymous - 09/04/2009 18:48 - United States

Today, I got a missed call from my dad, who hasn't talked to me in months and has vowed not to have anything to do with me. I called him back excitedly and apologized for missing his call, and we had a 20-second conversation about how his phone accidentally dialed my number. FML

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tipsypiink 0

Monday 29 June 2009 19:07

HOLY ****, I BOUGHT SHROOMS FROM YOUR DAD AT BONNAROO.

owlcansing 0

Monday 29 June 2009 19:40

Well look at the bright side - he'll still have a "cell".

Comments

SusanaSaysRawrxD 0

Monday 29 June 2009 23:59

Are people really too lazy to type TWO extra letters? Come on, guys, it's really not that hard...MUshrooms. Oh, and OP; sorry you have a total deadbeat father. D: FYL.

BikeMass 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 1:26

What's so bad about shrooms?

xClarkGable 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 5:02

agreed!

anniebananie 3

Tuesday 30 June 2009 1:03

Was it at Bonnaroo?!

lives_ppl 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 1:15

No "mushrooms" just means mushrooms in general although practically never magic mushrooms. "Shrooms," however, is another name used for magic mushrooms.

cattoe7 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 5:12

yea you suck

hunguponyou 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 1:12

was it summerfest in wisconsin?! I saw a guy being taken away in a cop car or selling something illegal. jw. but that seriously sucks.

hotstuff81 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 1:37

I'm sorry that seriously sucks.

jmeg_fml 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 1:38

Sad, yet so funny. In my opinion, this is an ideal FML.

wienerwagon 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 1:45

Wait, what? Where are all the anti-drug people saying YDI? This is an FML miracle.

TysonFawlay 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 2:03

I don't understand. Why is this a FYL? Isn't it his life which is ******?

kelsey_LYNN 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 21:20

agreed. ! ha, the OP's father is pretty rad. :D

SoFaded80 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 11:55

lol seriously! noone has been ragging on the fact that this is about drugs haha woot!

1234five 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 2:29

how would u not find out about that right when it happened? Orrr if ur sister knew about it... Why didn't you?

baileys82 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 4:20

well just be glad it wasn't for something like selling kiddy ****. at least you know you will continue to have interesting things to tell your therapist