Freaky

By Anonymous - 27/08/2010 09:15 - United States

Spicy
Today, my new girlfriend, with whom I have not had sex yet, showed me her collection of sex toys. She picked up one approximately the size of my forearm and said "This one is my favorite." Now I'm scared for her to see me naked. FML
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rockr_chick 5

its going to be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway

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Smyth 3

A forearm sized *****? She set herself up for disappointment with that one.

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Einstein714 0

tie a board on your ass so you won't fall in

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sourgirl101 28

Be afraid. Be very afraid Hey look on the bright side, you do have that forearm of yours that you can shove up there. Yuck!

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l8trXb8tr 0

#6, I think we ALL have a small "wewe" compared to a normal sized forearm. XD. I say double team her, if the vajay is to loose then go for the caboose. She would probably loved to get double stuffed. Just saying....

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remy3106 10

42 I love ur picture! and I'm almost 100% positive that she's a girl

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sourgirl101 28

"I think we ALL have small wewe."..... Why would a "girl" use the word "WE"? It must me a guy using a picture of a girl. Now where's my gold star?

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pandemic_fml 0

A relative of Prince Poppycock, mayhaps?

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FYL_hardd 0

Your foot is as big as your forearm. For men, if they happen to have a big foot, well they happen to have a big friend down there. Let's hope your forearm is long, OP.

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arhanes 0

Yeah 34 because I'm sure you're the size of a guy's forearm. op don't worry about it if she thinks that's what guys are really like tell her to keep her toys and find a less crazy girl

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ChelseaXD 0

lmao at 30! so trueee.

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luv4music987 0

steal it and use it on her :P

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coolsteve 0

I just got an image of this tiny guy being engulfed and swallowed whole by some giant cooch

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raynelee 0

5 how does useing sex toys make her classy. she probably is very loose which guys dint like and u would be able to please her because there is no possible way a man could move that fast

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lito27 0

just fist her then. or just dump the loose ****

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