Freaky

By Anonymous - 27/08/2010 09:15 - United States

Spicy
Today, my new girlfriend, with whom I have not had sex yet, showed me her collection of sex toys. She picked up one approximately the size of my forearm and said "This one is my favorite." Now I'm scared for her to see me naked. FML
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rockr_chick 5

its going to be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway

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Smyth 3

A forearm sized *****? She set herself up for disappointment with that one.

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MarkSeattle 0

some of those things you see at the adult shop you think have got to be jokes. until you find out that people into fisting and your GF use them to stretch out their giant holes...

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bigtaytay 13

let's just hope she isn't kinky and makes OP take that big one up the ass

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smokerises420 1

If all else fails remember that "fist" can be a verb!!! lmao fyl

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dancon 0

lol if thats pretty crazy for a non-**** star lets hope shes not under 18 lol anyways you'll be fine

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mike_from_the_sc 0

This FML does not mean he is small, just compared to the ***** he is.

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Hect24 0

These people are feeding you lies haha, your screwed man! But I have heard of this one thing where you can surgically get like 5 or 6 inches pulled out of you

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Kawaiichan42 3

It's 3 inches, if I remember correctly.

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birds_fml 7

I bet you anything it was a Hitachi magic wand, which is NOT designed for insertion, and the OP is just clueless about sex toys and assumes they're ALL for insertion.

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J1LT 0

If it's the size of your forearm, you really wanna consider if you wanna go anywhere near that bucket? Cause the only thing bigger than a penis going in/out of that should be a baby.

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