Freaky

By Anonymous - 27/08/2010 09:15 - United States

Spicy
Today, my new girlfriend, with whom I have not had sex yet, showed me her collection of sex toys. She picked up one approximately the size of my forearm and said "This one is my favorite." Now I'm scared for her to see me naked. FML
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rockr_chick 5

its going to be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway

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Smyth 3

A forearm sized *****? She set herself up for disappointment with that one.

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olivesd23 0

lucky boiii. at least she knows how to get herself off

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iamchuck 0

Her (seeing your dick the first time): Hahahahaha, who do you think you are gonna get off with that little thing? You: Me, bitch.

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1121osu2110 0

damn that sucks... just use ur fist! lol

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FerrariCake 2

Simple solution when you eventually have sex with her: 1. Keep the lights off 2. Use your forearm

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nibawan 0

43 do you have any idea what your talking about?

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I_have_no_clue 0

Just like throwing a hot dog down a hallway. 

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odexy 12

Lol I put my foot up against my forearm to test that out.

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generalfubar 0

ever think the footlong is for you...tell her you have to use the bathroom and duck out unless you want to be soar....pain is pleasure lol

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