Freaky

By Anonymous - 27/08/2010 09:15 - United States

Spicy
Today, my new girlfriend, with whom I have not had sex yet, showed me her collection of sex toys. She picked up one approximately the size of my forearm and said "This one is my favorite." Now I'm scared for her to see me naked. FML
I agree, your life sucks 46 829
You deserved it 5 007

Same thing different taste

Top comments

its going to be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway

A forearm sized *****? She set herself up for disappointment with that one.

Comments

I need a cigarette after reading that.

So, if she's showing you her collection, why haven't you closed the deal yet? Sounds like somebody doesn't know what they're doing...

lito27 0

for real I would be scared to see her naked, her ****** probably hangs like sleeve of wizard

Jessi2487 0

45- im a female so no im not the size of a forearm lol. jus sayin... op wouldnt be scared if it wasnt small. he would say " well im not the size of tht thing... but i think im pretty close(wink wink)" hahaha

SGal25 5

Unless u r super small, you shouldn't worry. I doubt she thinks ur as big as her favorite! lol

ucofresh 4

Anyone would be small compared to a ***** the size of a forearm!! Fyl OP!!

twinny_sc 13

50, It is quite obvious that 5 was using sarcasm.

ucofresh 4

50, Im pretty sure the classy comment was sarcasm. Just sayin'.

raynelee is probably 11. At least I hope so for his/her sake. Otherwise s/he is completely clueless.