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Take someone else OP
Ummm don't take her!!
TAKE SOMEONE ELSE.! It's kinda obvious...
Seriously do not take her you'll regret it it'll just be torture heart break she will probably keep you around as friends until the vacation and the torture you the whole time you're there then slowly start to drift away when you guys get back. Do not listen to the "take her so you can win her back" shi*. If she wanted to try to make it work she wouldn't have broken up with you right before the vacation. Girls are smart and we can also be ****** up. You are probably the type of guy that is sweet caring and gave her anything and was always there for her and well she is a manipulative biotch and knows this about you and will do anything to get what she wants she knew if she shattered your heart she would still be able to go to the vacation and screw around while you'll be at her beck n call. Or she will end up meeting a guy before the vacation and take him instead or even get him to get a ticket an go with while you watch then have a great time. Do not go on that trip with you'll regret it
Could you use any less punctuation? I couldn't help but read your post as a really long run-on sentence.
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F that. Take someone else.
Wow, of course she is trying to cash out on something. No bf and a free trip to flirt with people. Don't take her. She isn't worth the trouble and the pain you will feel during the trip.