Geyser

By awhmaaan - 27/02/2012 15:55 - United Kingdom

Today, after suffering with bad constipation and having to eat special bread to get me to go, I have practically just pooped out a week's worth of food in 15 minutes, and I'm still going. I've passed the ring of fire stage, now I just can't feel my asshole. FML
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Vulpes21 6

Did you finish before posting this. Or are you like a war correspondent on the front lines?

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biggestfan23 11

Goddamn that's a lot of poop. I'll pray for your bowels

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jostel 0

Funny how you said you'd pray for her- but you just said god damn.... This world is ******.

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wlddog 14

It takes a truly good Christian to pray for someone else's bowels. Hope it was not a laying of hands type of prayer.

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finished 10

On the bright side you'll probably lose A LOT of weight :)...

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MsMeiriona 2

How much fecal matter do you think this person had backed up?

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SammyS2012 21

Well your weight fluctuates everyday about 1-2 pounds because of feces in your body. A week's worth is bound to be a lot of weight :) that's what I'm thinking at least; I don't know if it's true

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Llamacod 11

I find its always better to go in then out then in then out then in then ou... Wait what were we talking about again?

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AllyBrianne 10

This made me laugh so hard im crying

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anniekins 6

Well at least you know the bread works. Sorry OP :(

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toenibbler 14

It would seem as though you are having a shit day.

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